Shampoo Stimulation?
December 29, 2005 on 11:39 pm | No CommentsHere’s an inbetweeny* sort of post - so here’s what my conspiracy for today is:
Have you noticed the pleasured moaning of the stunning woman in the Herbal Essences advertisement? Everything is explained! Shampoo is made to sting the eyes on purpose because it contains a highly addictive and super-fantastic drug which is taken through the retinas? They obviously wouldn’t want us finding out about this “drug” so they made shampoo sting when it touched the eyes. Therefore, just for the advert, they removed the scary chemicals and gave the woman an automatic high with their shampoo… now we know the truth, don’t come running to me if you burn your eyes out with the toxic chemicals they put in shampoo to hide it!
On a lighter note, here are a few websites that I have discovered recently that may be of interest!
♣ Unprotected Directories
- A Google way of being stalkerish.
♣ The Google Earth Community
- always finding stuff that never ceases to amaze me.
♣ The WayBack Machine
- probably the coolest find ever! 60 billion pages (including othermargin) have been gathered since 1996 and thus enabling you to see the “old” versions of them! Old Google was cool!
♣ cdcovers.cc
- the worlds biggest CD cover resource. Handy.
♣ Poetry in Translation
- No doubt you’ve tried putting stuff through Google translate and then translated it back to see the silly nonsense that came out? Well this handy page does:
English –> German –> French –> English
… poetry in the making. Methinks so.
*Inbetweeny as in inbetweeny the christmas and the new yeary.